My 30+ Types of Classmates.



It's always fun to have classmates with different moods, different attitudes, different mindsets. In my own experience, everyone's been unique. Like, literally, you could differentiate everyone from each other, and actually those differences makes them unique.

Let's go!

1. The guy who likes girls with short hair and has glasses. On a side note, it's cute to get a girl who's short as well in that matter. But hey, who am I to judge? Girls could take care of their hair in any way they want to, am I right? Glasses? Just make them wear those fakes or even those glasses without an amount of magnification on them. Perfect, for this guy.

*makes french hand kissing shenanigan*

2. The guy who's super smart. Like literally, he's the guy you could trust in all. Your. Damn. Lessons. There's no such lesson, or seatwork, or activity, or quiz, which THAT guy could fail. He's the Einstein in your class. He's a cool guy to be with too, I mean, he could teach you stuff you don't understand, and he plays games as well! The educational ones only, though. But hey, smart guys could be cool guys to be with to!

3. The dude who tells everyone he's stupid where in fact he isn't. This is the annoying person that the man wishes to give punishments to everyday. He'd tell his classmates, "hey! I don't know the lesson" but then precedes to make it to the top scorers of the test. Pretty amazing, right? This is the guy worthy of getting knocked out in the boxing ring, he makes everyone a fool for believing in him, and he gets the last laugh. Unbelievable.

4. The pitchmaker. He could treat you food, he could lend you his costly phone, he could have the good equipment, the good shoes, the good everything. This guy is the guy to be with every breaktime for you always know that he's in the mood to give you free treats. This guy is also the guy you could trust in events where an exchange-gift activity would be held. You're lucky if you're his pick. Except on EmTech performance tasks, you'd partially be in trouble. Just a bit, though.

5. The athlete who in the other hand, also studies well. This dude isn't particularly focused much on the academic side, as he still prefers sports over pretty much any subject. This guy is underrated in some aspects (in schoolworks or even in the hardwood), but he's still a guy that knows how to priorities some things when they are needed to. Sometimes, though. Side note: his girl and the author's dear one are close friends, but anyway

6. The underrated guy, but shows up when needed. He isn't really the go-to guy when it comes to the class, but he shows out frequently when he's needed. Indeed, he's the right guy who comes at the right time. Except when it comes to the other *biggie* things in life which may lead to failed affections. Moving on..

7. The weird, but fun guy you can hang out usually with. This guy could be your best friend; sometimes your most hated enemy. In whatever way though, he's still definitely a wise guy. Sure, he makes fun of you, just for due fun. He's smart in some ways, but he's also a great guy to hang out with, whether it'd be your gaming session or even a jamming session, this guy should be there. Seriously.

8. The guy who you can relate to most of the time. First thought, you think this guy is actually a really silent dude. But noooooo! He isn't, no sir. It's abrupt on how he handles things in a slightly unconvential approach to things, but at least he isn't too hard to be accompany. He usually surprises you with words, but he's cool to become a close friend of yours. One thing: he too, is LOWKEY.

9. The girl who is actually really friendly. The first impression actually kind of becomes right with her. She's silent, but consequently, also really friendly. No wonder it seems like no one dislikes her, but personally, she just needs a little sleep sometime. She's smart as well, so keep your fingers crossed when she's answering some questions.

Her advantage? Reviewing > Sleep.

10. The human calculator. He's been a competitor in merely everything, studies, and that also includes games. Yup, he's one-heck-of-a-guy when it comes to solving equations or the most mind-blowing mathematical problems, but don't get me wrong, he's also one-heck-of-a-guy when it comes to video games, most especially the competitive ones like Counter-Strike. He's one-of-a-kind in many ways, probably the best dude to have in the brainy things of life.

11. The guy who is surprisingly tall. It is still unknown on how he manages to grow some height every year, though he seems imbalanced when it comes to size. He had his milk, but now he needs his meals! This guy is smart, too, so that's not much of a problem. Another problem is giving him laughter because he usually lacks a bit of humor. Just a few tweaks and he could be, well, humorous, I guess. Hehe.

12. The most silent guy. You wouldn't know what's in his head. What's the next subject? What's for lunch? What time did I sleep? Where am I? What am I doing here? Is chemistry half of the Science I studied last year? Questions aside, he usually settles in for less. He's quiet, and only shows his bright side to those whom he considers his pals. A gang wouldn't be complete without the guy who speaks rarely, well, decisively speaking.

13. The guy who usually sleeps in class. He doesn't really have the best kind of life back home, or usually is tired from working out and practicing the night before. He usually sets out and relax, sometimes mid-class, or if there's some time, free times. At break times, he eats as if he never got tired, sooo as they say: A man's gotta eat. And sleep? Is just resting for some hours.

14. The guy who is photogenic and would pose for pictures. This guy is very keen with regards to taking pictures, but be careful. A sleeping bear is the perfect glance of a true picture, but don't relate it to this guy. This guy is a polar bear, who only takes pictures when given the perfect timing. Timing is everything; and so is skill. It's best if you snap the picture when he just looks at you. You're probably on your own after that, though. Good luck!

15. The guy who extraordinarily, has a red day. There really isn't anything wrong with being upset at life but, hey, this guy could calm down just a litttttle bit. He's your not-usually helper in your Calculus assignments, also a guy who's willing to keep a Snapchat streak, unlike Mr. 24 below. He is also super smart, a genius.

He's calm during breaktimes sooo that's cool, I guess?

16. The Mr. Good Guy, as they say. Sometimes he's the hot topic, sometimes the guy who resolves the issue. You'll never know what's up when the man's around. He could ask help, and sometimes, he would be the one who would help you. He's usually close to the people who mean a lot to him, especially when the people are his close friends or maybe a dear one of his. I wouldn't know, I mean if there's such an issue with some people around here, it's best to stay out...right?

17. The prayerful fellow. Nothing much to say about this guy, but ya'll better pray for his vocation anyway. He's a great guy to be with, friendly in many ways, usually kind-hearted, but also has a hinge of fooling around, plus he could be part of the laughter trio (which would be mentioned later on). He may have his vocation, but sometimes, he also wants a little vacation. You know, just outside school grounds, when he's got the time, haha.

18. The escort. You won't be surprised if girls are the ones adding him on Facebook, and not him adding. What's better is that, he has so much bestfriends he could replace you within days </3 HAHAHA joke, but kidding aside, he could be your best friend or even your worst.. nightmare? He isn't the skeleton type but he could scare you, sure. He can't sing, but he can make your heart do so, soooo be careful.

19. The guy I owe lunch. Okay, first off, SINCE WHEN WAS A 1/4 SHEET OF PAPER WORTH A MEAL? Like, really?? But hey, let's face it. Maybe in due time, he'd forget about the deal we had last January, and possibly, turn things around.

I'll wait.

20. The guy who hates me for my name HAHAHA! First off, I'm not the guy who stole this dude's girl. Second, his name may be the same, but I am unique in my own way, so sit down and relax. Third, I don't even have a girlfriend and probably never will so don't.. judge. HAHA! This guy usually blames some people for their mistakes, but sometimes he blames the right person. Sometimes only, though. He also asks for your snacks at the time where you expect him to do so, and with that, HOLD ON TO YOUR SNACKS.

21. The new arrival. Least expected to come in the middle of the year, but hey, he's welcome to our class. Wide open arms, we include him to our super-smart yet extremely noisy room. He doesn't contribute much to the noise, and as expected, he just listens whenever it's important. He could have his former pals right back the moment he arrives, also got some skills on some things which are extracurricular. A little much about that.

22. The dude who bakes (weird) cookies. Think of a baker trying to cook some fries. Pretty shabby, huh? This guy takes his skills a little bit too far away, that sometimes you don't understand where he took those skills from. You can learn a bit from him though, except the terrible dad jokes which he gives out at a random time. Remove dad jokes from him and he's an okay guy. Give him the skill of sharing dad jokes..ugh.

23. The president. Expected to lead the class, he also leads the class in.. numerous ways. Usually leads the class in discussions, usually leads the class in the noise, and usually leads the class in changing seats without proper permission. That's our president, yup. Sometimes it could just make you think, maybe all this guy wants is his stylish vector art, of his own portrait, of course.

24. The guy who has accounts in all social media sites and couldn't keep a Snapchat streak. Maybe all this person wants is fast internet, a great camera, and his two best buds at school. He also could include his other best friends someplace else, and go on a little trip, heading north. Hey, you know what? Let's get a Snap and post it online. Or maybe, here, get me a picture, pang-IG ko lang. Or wait, shoot a portrait for me, for my Facebook. UY WAIT DI KO PA NASESEND STREAK KO

25. The one last true Spurs fan. Kawhi is not returning this 2018 season, sorry. Maybe he could keep his hopes up this summer if the Spurs go deep into the playoffs, but they're short, so that's not really good news for this guy. He could get his hopes up if he switches to another team after the regular season, probably bandwagoning to the Rockets. #RunAsOne

26. The man who came from a land far, far, away. Honestly, there could've been other options where this guy could go to, but he picked us, our section. Send your appreciations here! He's got an artistic side, although his eyes couldn't provide the most accurate colors of our sight, but it's enough for him to have talent, and skill. In extracurricular activities, he

27. The runner, and THE athlete. Though not everyone is gifted the ability to be able to run laps without getting tired, this guy is still part of the family. He usually is out of the room because he is doing his regular extracurricular stuff, so this results with him studying less, and playing more.

It's best to stay healthy, we can all agree to that.

28. The pilot who could take time to be a comedian and an artist. He does things part-time, and has numerous abilities. He's the guy who would one day take you somewhere far, although he could make you teary-eyed as you burst out due to laughter. He could also be an artist, not through arts though, but in show business, if he's got the time. He's a great guy to have in your squad, especially if you want the mood to be kept bright.

29. The lowkey genius. The "underdog" of the classroom. He literally is underlined as one of the most surprising students, literally ever. He usually shows up bigtime in the clutch, and comes up big in the final exams. He's unexpectedly one of the pioneers of the section, but the only thing that hinders his skill is.. his other skills. Dota 2 is what he usually does, and, it is what it is. A videogame.

30. The cute, friendly, intelligent, and super-social dude. This guy is single, but he is super cute. Trust me, one look at him, and it'll feel like the stars are glimmering around this guy. He's super friendly, where in fact there isn't a place where he isn't known, because he's got a nice background for everyone to know about. He's intelligent, he can help you and you wouldn't need to pay back, and he's really smart in making decisions in his life. He's super-social, there isn't any day where he would feel alone and have no one to talk to. But then again, this guy is single, but I'm pretty sure he has someone in his heart to break him apart. lmao, just reverse everything

31. The girl who randomly chatted me for some reason idk bakit ba? She settles in for what's simple, beating the buzzer, or stopping at the deadline. She is underappreciated with her writing skill, just a bit of thankfulness from everyone, and she'd make a pretty decent secretary. Her attitude is a little floral and fading, know her a little, soon you'll get along.

32. The dude who sets up everyone for new trends or new games on their phone. He's not the usual classmate, he's got a bubbly attitude, an active mind, and is usually busy with his phone. His buddies are your buddies as well. He's the guy who would ask help for you when he needs it, and he'll be really grateful once you've helped him out, and you wouldn't regret helping him in the first place.

33. The Celtic buddy. He constantly asks you about how the Celtics are doing. Kyrie has been on a roll this year however, we can all agree to that. He usually is worried when his team is losing, usually asking questions or inquiring updates, and when Boston wins, KYRIE!

34. The guy who usually shouts, "FAVORITE!" He is one of the noisy boys in the room, making noise about the regular funny things in life. Without him, the life of the party is missing. Once he makes a solid joke, it's safe the presume that the class has gotten his back. He can literally make anyone laugh, including himself. You can follow his example of being a <silent> student in class whenever possible.


These are just 34 of them. And these are from my own perspective.

What's yours?

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